We love Tia Carrere aka Cassandra, the girl of Wayne’s dreams in Wayne’s World. Any girl that gets to play opposite Mike Meyers is totally crushworthy! Plus – she got to perform all her own personal songs in the film. Talk about a badass babe. Party on Tia! 


Cassandra: I don’t believe I’ve ever had French champagne before…

Benjamin Kane: Oh, actually all champagne is French



Wayne: Tell me, when the first show is over, will you still love me when I’m an incredibly humungoid giant star? 
Cassandra: Yeah. 
Wayne: Will you still love me when I’m in my hanging-out-with-Ravi-Shankar phase? 
Cassandra: Yeah. 
Wayne: Will you still love me when I’m in my carbohydrate, sequined-jumpsuit, young-girls-in-white-cotton-panties, waking-up-in-a-pool-of-your-own-vomit, bloated-purple-dead-on-a-toilet phase? 
Cassandra: Yeah. 
Wayne: Okay, party. Bonus. 




Cassandra: You know, I haven’t seen Garth in a while. What’s he up to? 
Wayne: Oh, Garth’s doing his laundry. 
Cassandra: Too bad he doesn’t have a girlfriend to do HIS laundry. 
Wayne: Oh yeah; thanks for doing my laundry. Hey Cassandra, how do you get my clothes so white and fresh-smelling? 
Cassandra: It’s an age-old Cantonese family method that very few people know about. 
Wayne: Ahh… Wait a minute… Calgon? Ancient Chinese secret, huh?