WAKE UP AND SMELL THE GIRL CRUSH
We love Tia Carrere aka Cassandra, the girl of Wayne’s dreams in Wayne’s World. Any girl that gets to play opposite Mike Meyers is totally crushworthy! Plus – she got to perform all her own personal songs in the film. Talk about a badass babe. Party on Tia!
Cassandra: I don’t believe I’ve ever had French champagne before…
Benjamin Kane: Oh, actually all champagne is French
Wayne: Tell me, when the first show is over, will you still love me when I’m an incredibly humungoid giant star?
Wayne: Will you still love me when I’m in my hanging-out-with-Ravi-Shankar phase?
Wayne: Will you still love me when I’m in my carbohydrate, sequined-jumpsuit, young-girls-in-white-cotton-panties, waking-up-in-a-pool-of-your-own-vomit, bloated-purple-dead-on-a-toilet phase?
Wayne: Okay, party. Bonus.
Cassandra: You know, I haven’t seen Garth in a while. What’s he up to?
Wayne: Oh, Garth’s doing his laundry.
Cassandra: Too bad he doesn’t have a girlfriend to do HIS laundry.
Wayne: Oh yeah; thanks for doing my laundry. Hey Cassandra, how do you get my clothes so white and fresh-smelling?
Cassandra: It’s an age-old Cantonese family method that very few people know about.
Wayne: Ahh… Wait a minute… Calgon? Ancient Chinese secret, huh?